Saturday, November 15, 2008

Greetings and Salutations

I have been talking about launching this for ages, and finally the fateful day has arrived. Who am I kidding? I am by no means an early adapter, and people have been bitching on the internet since it's days of infancy during WWII. The visitor to this here site will find very little new or profound or even worthwhile thoughts, however the entertainment value may be beyond reproach.

What can the loyal reader come to expect from my brain excrement? A deluge of complaints for one. If you know me in person, you have heard me beef about something at some time and this is a given. Also the regular reader will find obscure references and inside jokes. Take it for what it's worth. Additionally, your intrepid author will tend to emulate (plagiarize) the style of whatever it is he may be reading at the given time of the post.

What will you not find? The truth. Well, that is a lie. One will find the truth as I see it.

Check back often, everything makes me want to complain.